Cradle of Abomination

Ah, children... the apples of their parents' eyes, aren't they? And so funny! So adorable! Oh my, my child just told me she wants to kill me! That's gotta be the sweetest thing I've ever heard!

"Aww, you're soooo cute!" - repeatedly pinches evil child's cheek.

Yeah, I know it's horrible, and no, I'm not kidding! Check it out:

What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?

 Did she now? Yeah, I'm a judgmental prick and I shouldn't be. I'm not, in fact... you just like to think I am when I'm rather cynical. 

 Yes, bury it ... where could she have heard such ideas?

 Man, she could be telling you that something horrible happened to her... This should definitely creep you out in a brutally horrible, reality related way. Did it even cross your mind?

  Wow, that even scares me. Honestly, she's not welcome in Hell. You should be very worried.

 Thank my father she asked for permission!

  And I suppose that's funny...

  No comment, unless the child is not some kind of prophet...

Should you be "creeped out" or rather desperate? I'll pick the second answer. How did it come to this, you may wonder... Why should you wonder? Take a look at your TV screen.

While parents invest so much quid in keeping their kids entertained, they spend no time keeping their children loved. The TV and the expensive toys and gadgets will not feed your kid's emotions.

 Invest more affection and less money.

As for the above abominations, these kinds of behaviors should not be paraded all over the internet. The message is a simple one... more of a warning: protect your children's minds. They are fragile and need attention. If you cannot and are aware of the fact that you can't even commit to caring for a cat - and I'm saying this being the devil that I am- use a condom. Or, don't fornicate under the consent of the king ( if you know what I mean ).

Photos kindly snatched from 9gag.com.